Soarz

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

@pointesdulac

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

*bashes it with another master lock*