☆ the rise of the dick ☆

On behalf of us guests who need our huggies you're doing god's work and I formally pledge my allliegance to you in times of need.

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

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I love this kind of concept art that is entirely unseen in gameplay bit makes the splatooniverse feel like a real world where ink fish live their lives ❤️

Y E S

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

I jut finished paying off this burger

We should piss on the poor

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

being a hater is a private affair. haterism for clout is embarassing, get a journal, gel pens even

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

Thank the Lord someone understands

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this