LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

drink more water

coconut oil

cum

Suck a dick

black soap

eat ass

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

potion of cough up blood

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

They dipped the joker in this

To the joker this is a normal form of cleaning supply

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

holy shit

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars