an escape

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this