get bent

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

if i had a gf id cut up many fruits into heart shapes for them and serve them in a Bowl

[ID: Six images of bowls filled with heart shaped fruit slices and chunks. End ID.]

"why do butches wear rings of keys" why does a king wear a crown. dumbass

You know what ladies it is time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day

Anyone obsessed with me? Could use the ego boost

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*