the issue with the dishes and getting rid of leftovers in the fridge and so on is that Well you dont want to do it because it sucks and is gross. so you can avoid it for a while. but watch out! because now its worse

be who you are. in the face of extermination say fuck you. i see you. are they costumes?

my mom didn’t raise a quitter. she raised a perfectionist who’s so afraid of failing they don’t start anything to begin with

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

And is the band you’re breaking up in the room with us right now, Brendon?

i <3 whining i <3 complaining i <3 grouching i <3 grousing i <3 groaning and YES i love moaning. annoying girls forever and forever and ever 🙏🙌👍☝️☝️👊👏👏👐🤘🤘🤘🤘🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😍

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

everyone shut up. the meaning of life is literally sharing moments with loved ones and baking bread and making soup and splitting clementines and singing songs and looking up at the same moon people thousands of years ago saw and getting that funny feeling in your chest that makes you hope good times like those and more never cease to exist. god