This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I donβt understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap
More compelling than any Hollywood movie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
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cherry valley forever

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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

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styofa doing anything

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This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I donβt understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap
More compelling than any Hollywood movie

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i think the same way you get gifts on tumblr you should be able to curse users
[Curse of Bees] a bee will visit you and occasionally buzz realistically once per hour
[curse of crabs] you can not control them anymore
[Curse of Cats] a cat will knock a post off your dashboard occasionally
[Gift of Post Limit] gain +50 to your post limit (stacks)
[Curse of Post Limit] Lose -50 to your post limit (max 2 stack)
[Curse of the Ancients] your theme is reverted to an old tumblr layout from years past
[Curse of Anonymity] you can only receive anonymous asks for one day
@humans you're welcome btw
Funny post i saw
follow & enjoy Noelle-ism blog for more funny & real shit
Funny post
"making egg jokes hurts cis men"

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dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
Iβve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.
Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.
Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.
It can not always be about your preferred topic.
You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.
The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
???
I don't know what to tell you man.
That was the exact thought process

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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
Youβre an easy slut, arenβt you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
body writing but it's all logos and slogans
collecting tweets
#vessel alert
that's right
autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally
^not my post but same sentiment

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