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Ben Hargreeves x Reader Fandom: The Umbrella Academy Prompt: Dating Ben Hargreeves hc? Note: Mayhaps I love him? Also I went WAAAAAY OVERBOARD. Oh well. Warnings: None? (Well mentions of death…this is Ben after all…) Word Count: 4.5k

“Klaus, look at what I found at the witch market!”

The ghost-whisperer you fondly referred to as your best friend gasped in horror and held a hand over his chest. “You went to the witch market without me?!”

“I am a witch. Sometimes I go to the witch market. You act like this is surprising news. Besides, I’m the one who showed you that place anyway.”

“But you know how much Ben and I love the witch market…” Klaus looked to the empty seat on the couch. “He said he feels betrayed.”

“Well, tell him I said sorry. You guys can come with me when I go back next week.”

“I’m putting it on my calendar. You better not let me down, Baudelaire.”

I sent this as a shitty little HC to @lovinglydiego so here is an equally shitty full version.

Summary: Klaus has been sober for almost a year and he’s finally in a steady relationship with someone who gets along impossibly well with all his siblings, Diego walks in on them having a bath and stays for a conversation, and then stays for breakfast.

Word count: 1,076

No warnings, aside from maybe some bad language and bad format because I’m on mobile.

I don’t think I gendered y/n, if I did I’m sorry. I did mention that they were shorter than Luther, though (like it’s hard to be shorter than him, but whatever).

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Klaus had never thought dating or romance was easy (Dave was an exception but that was different, they were in a violent war). But once he got sober (after the apocalypse scare and Vanya killing that creep who she thought she was into) and he settled into a more regular life, that changed.

And now here he is, sitting in a large claw-footed bathtub, bubbles up to his neck, watching someone he loved dearly give themself an extravagant bubble beard.

“Is this hot?”

“I’ve never been more attracted to you, Y/N.” He laughed, watching as you added more and more bubbles to it. “Maybe add some eyebrows in there.”

“Do you think that it’ll get into my eyes?”

“Maybe,” he laughed “so maybe don’t do that.”

He watched you carefully, a warm feeling settling in his chest. You were everything he could have dreamed of. Kind, caring, understanding, beautiful, and just the right amount of chaotic and erratic that you were perfect for him. Klaus doesn’t think he’s ever been happier, and sitting across from you in this bathtub felt perfect even if the water was getting chilly.

“Klaus?”

“Hm?”

“You’re staring.”

“Sorry, I just can’t help myself. Your beard is a wonderful touch to your appearance.”

You laughed, sending a splash his way. “Wow you’re so nice.”

“You love me.”

“You’re very correct.” You leaned your head back on the edge of the tub, brushing the bubbles off of your face. “This is a good way to start the day.”

The loud slamming of your front door hardly phased you. “Good morning Diego!”

“Where are you guys?” His voice was fading and then getting louder as he wandered around your apartment for a minute.

“Bathroom!” Klaus said, pushing bubbles your way to shield your incredibly naked body away from his brothers eyes. “Follow the wonderful smell of candles!”

“You two are so damn domestic it’s kind of annoying.” Diego mumbled, moving a towel over and then plopping himself on top of the counter. “Are you still mad at Luther, y/n?”

“I’m gonna be mad at him for at least 13 more hours, honey.” You sunk down farther in the water. “He’s selfish sometimes and doesn’t understand boundaries. I don’t care if he got sent to the moon for no reason, that gives him no right to be completely shitty and lash out on his siblings.”

Klaus nodded, looking over at Diego. “Finally someone who can speak sense.”

“He wants to apologize.” Leaning back against the mirror, Diego pulled a package of Twizzlers out of his pocket. “These are an early apology gift.”

Klaus grinned as you squinted at the candy. “You’re so protective of me. It’s quite sweet.”

“Someone has to be, and since Luther doesn’t listen to any of his siblings and he seems to be afraid of me, I’m glad to be your security guard.”

“You’re good at talking sense into people, I’ll give you that.” Diego laughed, rubbing his chin. “I never thought I’d seen Luther be afraid of someone so much smaller than him, especially someone that wasn’t Five - who by the way announced that he’s coming over in like an hour because you make the best coffee he’s ever tasted. I’m here for the Saturday morning pancakes.”

“They’re addicting.” Klaus chuckled, pushing his hair back and looking over at you fondly. If his siblings could be so close and comfortable with you, more so than they have with anyone aside from Mom and Pogo, he knew he’d found someone right for him. “Vanya mentioned that she was gonna come over too. It’s like a family reunion, but nobody had to die for it to happen.”

“Not yet anyway.” You grumbled, settling your arms down on the sides of the bathtub. “What time is it?”

“9:30”

“We’ve been in here for over an hour so it’s probably smart if we got out.” You grumbled, shooing Diego out of the room.

Klaus looked over at you again, sliding his hands up your legs underneath the water. “You’re my favorite person, you know that?”

“What about Ben?”

“He’s technically not a person, but I get your point.” He laughed, sighing after. “You, my dear, are my favorite living person.”

You cupped the sides of his face, kissing him quickly. “I’m very glad, you’re one of my favorite living people.”

“One of them?”

“You know I have an everlasting love for your extremely lesbian sister.” You laughed, closing your eyes when he set his forehead against yours. “However, you do take the place of my number 1 favorite.”

Klaus hummed, observing your relaxed face. “Well I appreciate the sentiment, truly I do.”

“Kiss?”

He laughed, connecting your lips softly for a moment.

“Yay.” You laughed when he pulled away, opening your eyes to look at your boyfriend. “Go get dressed, I’ll be out in a moment.”

Diego was casually sitting on the couch, the cat that the couple had adopted was sitting on his shoulders. “Bones, you’re clawing me you know.”

The door opening and closing behind him hardly phased him. This apartment was an oasis for practically everyone - they weren’t used to a homey environment that wasn’t like a prison; it was incredible. “Hey Diego.”

“Vanya! Lil sis! Lovely to see you this morning.” Klaus was clad in an awful tie dye shirt and black sweatpants that hung loosely on his slim hips.

“Hey Klaus.” Vanya was still a shy person but after the discovery of her powers she was more confident in herself, especially considering she was the reason there was no apocalypse. “I brought syrup because y/n said you guys were out.”

“Oh yeah I forgot about that, thank you sweetie.” Coming up from behind Klaus, y/n planted a kiss on Vanya’s cheek as she accepted the bottle of maple syrup. “How’ve you been?”

“I’ve been great, thank you for asking.” Vanya followed y/n into the kitchen as they continued their conversation.

“You really struck gold with Y/N you know.” Diego spoke up from the couch, their other cat had found home in his lap. “Someday you’re gonna have to tell me how you managed it.”

“Y/N found me, this was not any of my doing.” Klaus grinned, plopping himself onto the couch next to Diego and earning the attention of one cat. “Well hello miss Sasha.”

“You’re one lucky son of a bitch, dude.”

7 months together, 10 months he’s been clean.

now that she has two wings i pray for a panel with ayato both matching their kagunes together ;-; a better version of this panel, imagine ayato saying again “lets kill them, aneki” 3