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yoda wasn't even a good teacher.

he's always saying shit like "there is no try" and "there is no why" and generally being a weird little asshole and yeah it SOUNDS cool but you are not creating an effective learning environment for Luke.

counterpoint: if a little guy balanced on my shoulders and/or feet while saying odd shit and calling me a dumbass, it would be an effective test of any homicidal tendencies I might have inherited from my notoriously unstable dad, which reflects Yoda's primary motive in his other OT appearances

this looks like a shot from the What We Do In the Shadows-style version of Revenge of the Sith

this is still such a good post

Literally all of these would have been more terrifying than the mask he wound up with.

They probably didn’t want him to look too much like a Vader clone, but these are still rad

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

your fave is problematic

actually Darth Vader killed those kids. he also killed Anakin, from a certain point of view

just ‘cause he changed his name doesn’t mean he’s a different person, he was the same dude under different circumstances. anakin’s life prior to being darth vader was not destroyed by an invading darth vader, it was darth vader’s backstory.

I’m going to help a Sith Lord overthrow the Galactic Republic and systematically hunt down and murder every member of the Jedi order and when Obi-Wan comes for me I’m going to tell him it was my alter ego Countess Boochie Flagrante