i take a potato chip.........AND I EAT IT

I hate realizing that this is it. this is life. I only get one chance and I’m spending it crying over food, hurting myself and unable to get out of bed some days.

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Bad bitches with style next question

@filmnoirsbian

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw