mushroom?

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

Around 1% of Catholics are severely allergic to Jesus

i love how they arent even arguing that someone with celiacs should just eat the bread. they acknowledge they shouldnt! they just also feel the need to state it Is jesus, and even if jesus doesnt contain gluten, he sure damn acts like it. for some reason

imagine living before we Celiac’s was understood by medical science and finding out you’re allergic to Jesus but it’s like, not a big deal to the church at all

we fucked up

Yeah you kinda did

we fucked up

when im in a shit from ass updates competition but discord shows up

AND HERE'S TUMBLR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

This joke is so much funnier when you see the update

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

do you love the color of one dead oil executive?

i suggest using this lovely color more than once

I remember doing a project on how cutting beef could lower the carbon emssions of americans. I love how they teach propaganda in schools

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

FUCK

Are you ever just constantly struck by how women are not allowed to have body hair in film or TV

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

Cannibalism isn't even inherently immoral. It's just something people find disgusting.