Only Fools Fall In Love

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury- be honest, are you mad? Like are you guys mad at me?

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married. So a few months later, my brother calls “hey dad, Sara’s pregnant” and my dad’s all “wth who’s sara” and my brothers like “my wife. We got married on April fools day so you didn’t believe me, remember?” And long story short my niece just turned 4 and my dad is still pissed about that

Adults complain about our generation not doing anything, and then they tell young kids that they shouldn’t be doing great things

Yes babygirl 🙌🏽

I expect to see her on a major news outlet one day. 

Keep her safe!