Muggle-Born Slytherin

so males constructed an elaborate social hierarchy with restrictive roles based on our sex differences and somehow dumbasses think the problem is the sex differences themselves and if we all just, like, pretend that we don't have sex differences the hierarchy will dissolve somehow

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

They just let that monkey do ANYTHING.

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

they're mine

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for