Saving it for yourself?

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

if you just want your effete dilettante twink to have an emotionally distant servant who brings him tea after fucking him then the term you are looking for is VALET

if the setting is military and you want to really fuck with the A03 tags then the term is BATMAN

sorry can you repeat that, i got as far as "effete dilettante" and got so bricked up i was walking like a cowboy for 45 minutes

ok i dont remember writing the “walking like a cowboy for 45 minutes” part at all and didnt know all the notifs for this post were for the version where i display a level of vulgarity usually reserved for team fortress 2 fanfic. im sorry everyone