Can you blame me?

Someone: Mystic Messenger only gave you 12 days tho??

Ok, so let’s call this story The twins do shit together !!!

At first, there is the pain. Some deep headache, like two big, enormous hammers hitting my brain. I need water…

I step over few people. All asleep in such a mess. Judging the amount of arms and legs there’s around four people with me on the mattress. Carefully, I mean, as carefully as my body could, I leave the room. My head’s spinning. Hopefully, I manage myself and find the living room. All over the place, the proofs of the past night are scattered the floor. Old pizzas, drinks, and this old cigarette’s smell. Man, I would not like being in Candy’s place. Her parents will kill her.

- Oi, Armin !

Damn… How could she be able to be so beautiful after all this alcohol we drink together ? Kim looks like she woke up after a long and delightful night. She is smiling, knowing perfectly that I’m a disaster.

- Come here, I’ll give you something.

- Thanks.

A pitiful croak. All my throat could do. With a small laugh she goes to the sink and bring me back a glass with some tablet inside. After some time, I drink the content. The coolness help me to emerge. I know something’s wrong…but what ?

Next to me, Kim switches on the TV. It’s a reality show about celebrities whose disguise themselves into common people to do pranks. I can’t focus on the program. Always thinking about the missing parts of my memory. I have to know :

- Do you remember last night ?

- Huh ?

- I feel like I forgot something, not a big deal though. But…

- Yeah, get it. Well I was thinking about that too. Don’t know if it was all the Jagger Bombs I drink but I can’t stop thinking about Castiel with greenish hairs. And a tutu.

Was the word tutu a key for my destroyed memory ? A quick flashback of the past hours cross over my mind. Candy throwing a party for her birthday. Alexy trying to seduce Kentin with no result. Yes, I remember. He was crying about the lost of his unique love of his life. I was drinking with him to help Alexy to forget. And then…

- Oh shit…

Kim is looking into the hall. I move a bit to see what’s going on. I just freeze.

Castiel is actually wearing a tutu. Probably Candy’s stuff (this girl has an incredible amount of clothes). It could be funny, very funny.

But Castiel’s green.

Kim bursts out laughing.

- Wah ! Ahah… Castiel, did you look on a mirror recently ?

He grimaces

- Shut up… I know I’m handsome. No need to check.

- Uh…you should anyway.

I’m feeling quite bad telling that. Fuck, is it guilt ? Why ?!

The truth it me. Like a lightning. Alexy sobbing. Castiel boring the shit out of him. Our plan to take a revenge… Oh lord…no. No, no, no !…

At the same moment we hear a scream coming from behind Castiel. Candy.

- What do you do with my tutu ? And above all, what the heck is that Castiel ?!

She rushes next to him. He keeps a straight face, having no clue about this mess. She turns toward us. I don’t like the way she looks to us.

- May I know why my boyfriend has green hairs ?!

- Actually, it’s called lovat green.

Of course, Alexy chooses this moment to come. Dear brother, I’ll kill you later if Candy does not before. He seems to not be bothered by her wrath. He moves closer to Castiel to take a look at his chef d’oeuvre. Appreciated the nuances of the color. The rebel guy starts to lose his temper :

- Give me your phone, Candy. Don’t know where’s mine disappeared.

She obeys with a sigh. After several seconds of pure tension, he looks at Alexy with the most neutral expression I never seen on his face.

- My hair’s green.

- Lovat green, I told you.

- Fine… my hair’s lovat green.

- Yup.

- You know I loved my red hair.

- Absolutely.

- Why did you do that ?

- Cause you’re an asshole, Cassy. Oh ! And Armin thought it will be funny.

Ok, game on : who will kill my brother first ? Candy, Castiel or me ?

She was about to burst into anger but her boyfriend stops when he laughs hysterically.

- Ok, ahah, well played. Somehow I deserved it.

- You definitely deserved it.

- But don’t you think I’m cute like this ? I mean, I’m sure I have my chance with Kentin now.

While Castiel sneers, Alexy tries to hit him Candy holds back with some difficulties. I guess we will not die today.

Another normal day with my brother in short.

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Well it’s the first time that I wrote a story in english. Please, feel free to notice me any mistake.

MC and Jumin with a Son

Whaa! I really love these kinds of request! I hope you like it! Please tell me, if you want something else! Well, here you are.

Well, when you first told him about your pregnancy he was so happy. 

But later you get to know the truth of a pregnancy. 

Your pregnancy isn’t the best, the half of it you have to stay in the bed 

You look so fragile 

he hopes, everything is fine with both of you 

everyone in the RFA is always nervous 

when you tell him, that you will give birth to a boy…

he cries into your arms 

he is just so happy. 

The first time he hears his babys cry he’s the happiest man 

Time passes and your son grows. 

He looks like Jumin but he still has your eyes. 

Even the character is yours 

But something it´s obviously- he’s as protective as Jumin. 

When he’s five you get pregnant again 

You can’t lay a finger 

,,Mommy! If you don’t sit there and stroke Elly I will call daddy!“ 

,,And who should cook, my lovely prince?“ you ask him 

,,Well. I will call Aunty Jaehee!“ Well, maybe his character is also like Jumin‘s. 

The whole RFA loves him. 

He‘s the new prince in the round 

Even Zen loves your Son 

,,You look good.“

,,Yeah! Even better than you!“ he laughs

,,OMG ZEN GOT DISSED BY A FIVE YEARS OLD BOY“ 

Yoosung shut up 

Seven teaches him a lot of things and even Yoosung shows him something

,,See? Yeah! You’re an awesome player on LOLOL!“ 

And gosh-your son is truly a model. 

Jihyun loves to take pictures of him 

And that’s why your house is full with him. 

He’s truly a treasure. 

Jumin is proud that he cherishes his family like that 

Some children get jealous with a new brother or sister but your son isn´t like that 

,,Men are all wolves! Don’t go near them!“ 

,,That’s what I taught you! Little girl, your brother is amazing.“ 

,,Don’t talk, uncle Zen! You’re the biggest one here!“ 

,,Dear, your sister is just seven minutes old…“ 

When he’s a teenager he never gets into trouble. 

Jumin is really happy that he is his heir 

Chairman Han is in love with him and your little girl 

,,Dad, here’s a mistake.“ 

Jumin is amazed when he helps him with work 

and even more to see that he could see such a mistake. 

,,Jaehee, my son found a mistake. I want to test you…not you, another assistant but still you should see if you can compete with a 16 years old boy.´´ 

Time passes and he grows into a beautiful, handsome boy 

And finally, he meets a nice girl, ready to inherit the name Han.

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children? jumin doesn’t have time for children– he has a company to run, he has elizabeth the third to look after, he has you to take care of, he doesn’t need kids

obviously he’s thought about heirs but… that can wait. he wants you to himself for just a while longer. he’s being selfish, he knows, but he doesn’t think he’s ready to let a child part the two of you just yet

but when you climbed into bed one night and looked at him with wet eyes and you said, “jumin, i’m pregnant,” his throat grew tight in an entirely different way and his heart lurched

not with sadness, but with a longing he couldn’t quite understand; and, for once, he didn’t quite know what to say

he only knew the knot in his chest, only knew how dry his mouth was

so he set aside his quarterly papers and drew you in close, tucking your head in the crook of his neck as his hand rested on your stomach, caressing the life that would soon show