Your ex-lover is dead

90s/y2k Klutz books (pt 2)

Dune if I was in charge

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

happy valentine’s day to my mutuals 💕

I also like you. Lucky me.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

Oh, he knows.

I love my bisexual menace. 😈😂