Damn, It feels good to be a Taylor.

“I don’t care if you die tomorrow, Brittany.”

“..but I am jealous you trapped a man.”

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

This is exactly what I want.

how did ariana grande get so obnoxious so fast ??? it’s like she released thank u next and was on top of the world for a hot second and then immediately lost her marbles  

i’m not saying she’s right about her tattoo but idk i think if my ex OD’d and tons of people blamed me for it and also someone bombed one of my concerts and 22 people died and i developed PTSD and i spent the last 9+ years under a microscope i’d probably also come off as obnoxious and get a dumb tattoo too

☝🏽 that part.

This reminds me a lot of when Brittney shaved her head. Just a little before that point.

You hear me?

What? What am I getting out of this?

That an education system structured around forcing 17 year olds to make life changing financial decisions isn’t the best idea.