*iambic-youth*

OH SHIT Y'ALL IT'S PUSSY TUESDAY

But it's Monday......

Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization is gutting me

This is it. The one true limit. This is the worst thing I've ever seen someone do to someone else that was still funny.

they better have microwaved that watermelon

Her amygdala just detonated like a block of c4

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

help me, i cannot stop laughing.

Like, OP, do you have something to share with the class?

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large

this post teleported me back to 2011

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

world heritage post

my legacy lives on

Absolutely hilarious. 😭😭😭