D*NG GOOD MEME

That "draw cow girls fatter. It's cows" post kind of gets me mad like don't get me wrong I would like to see more fat cowgirls but cows do not tend to be very fat at all. You should draw fatter cowgirls though.

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

The marxist-leninists are bullying me bc I haven't watched the amazing dialectical circus

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

such a good reaction image

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering