Music Is Life

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you

when i was learning about him in school, like 12th grade psych, this was the single thing i agreed with of his whole career, and I somehow had the dumbass guts to stand in front of the class and be like “haha penis envy yea all girls get that i know i do :)” and everyone was like “????no??” and anyway i realized i was trans while crying in the bathroom 20 minutes later. true story, that’s seriously when it clicked. anyway i hate sigmund frued. bitch i’ll kill you.

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?

Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river

zzzzzz

RANDY, YOUR STYX

thinking about that illustration of solitude vs loneliness in which solitude is a dog peacefully holding its own leash & loneliness is a feral dog fighting against the restraint of the leash & feeling slightly insane

We need like a month where nothing happens and there’s no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you