I am a goose

I am completely sure that Hondo Ohnaka could be dropped into the ATLA universe and absolutely nothing would change. He would still try to kidnap the magic child, lose repeatedly, and insist the entire time that they were the very best of friends. The magic child would agree.

I hope in s2 of Ahsoka Ezra’s gonna do the Jabba the Hutt bit and someones gonna have to tell Ezra Jabba’s been dead for like five years and he’s so disappointed his favorite joke doesn’t work anymore

Maul’s continual BEGGING for an apprentice is the funniest fucking thing. He is on his hands and knees swearing he’ll feed and water and walk it and meanwhile the force is like “no you’re not responsible enough yet”

they took away ezra’s blue hair because dave filoni is too much of a coward to let the character whos about to become god face the nonbinary allegations.

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

kill every old crazy man you see

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy