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alcohol is like the choking kink of drugs

wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

I somehow just realized I have never in my entire life seen a panda this clearly? Any image or video I can recall was usually lit starker so you couldn’t easily make out the eyes and the panda was kind of facing down or off to the side. This is the first time I’ve really been aware of them like, having a real face like a real animal and not a cartoonish abstract mass of sad fur.

fucking hate this

posts that snap you out the matrix

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

Are we sure Shakespeare didn’t write that line when he was stuck indoors, on his seventh cup of mead, during an outbreak of the plague or something

Wait did the swedish Christmas goat survive 2020