87 year old wonderbread

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

No you're not, pelagic red crab! I love you!

Don't feel bad - this pelagic red crab is not alone. These crabs host parasitic barnacles, worms and isopods, including leeches, and many, many microbes. Truth be told, the poor bugger is probably aching for some serious Alone Time.

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam