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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I like to hear their interpretations of the persona that I’ve shown them

construction of the self through the eye of the other

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

God forbid women do anything

[plain text: “Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.” end plain text.]

8. find out what superman’s up to and do something gross to him

The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

if ur happiness and self image are dependent on other people ur gonna be unhappy 💀💀

nothing better than being able to acknowledge ur mistakes aren't a part of u or ur not what people think u are bc u know ur intentions and urself and who u want to be and strive to be. if u know urself everyone else is just another person and their opinions don't matter.

if ur happiness and self image are dependent on other people ur gonna be unhappy 💀💀

nothing better than being able to acknowledge ur mistakes aren't a part of u or ur not what people think u are bc u know ur intentions and urself and who u want to be and strive to be. if u know urself everyone else is just another person and their opinions don't matter.

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

and people are like "its just jokes its not that deep" but when you have people on tiktok convincing teenagers that having music in your head is a sign of autism or saying their nephew is autistic because he talks about minecraft all the time it doesn't feel like a joke it just feels trivializing

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check