heh

don’t forget to lose faith in everything this morning

instructions unclear, embraced the world with childlike wonder and joy

WHY DID THEY ANIMATE HER BREASTING SO BOOBILY

He's fucking crazy

Hes fuuuucked

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

im handing out chocolate and tea to everyone reblogging this. good luck friends i wish you all the best

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

girls are we normal today

there is a sickening crunch and I say nothing ever again

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

teetotailer

@virgo-dicks

Fuck it, I'm reblogging this because it's right.