you cool, man?

as long as hole isn't banned we'll be okay

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

no im not in love w him bro he's so boring. he's sooooo boring with those big brown eyes and perfect mouth. he drinks ginger ale. soooo boring. he kisses me like i'm the sun. snoozefest. he folds his clothes before i fuck him. bro im not in love whatsoever

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

imagine being james ogilvie and gunning for a job in the emergency department, all super competitive and ready to show off, but when you get there nobody gives a FUCK. your fellow students hate you, the resident you’re training under (who oddly resembles you) has a weird little relationship with your possibly suicidal attending. this random dude has just come back from rehab and everyone is being super normal about it. there are at least 5 HR violating situationships going on around you and to top it all off, your competition is…tiktok famous??