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Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

I thought this post was about Kamala Harris and I was very confused for a second

this pic is so fucking funny to me this wojak looks so fucking happy and the caption is so mad come on give him a break man

Just so people know - since Ms. Marvel is a show about a Pakistani family, they showed us how Hasan and his family were uprooted from their home on the Indian side of the border and forced to move to Pakistan because they were Muslim. What they didn’t show was the fact that the same thing was happening to Hindus and Sikhs on the Pakistani side of the border. Of course, I’m not saying that they should’ve, because it’s not a part of Kamala’s story so it isn’t the main focus. Plus they can only cover so much in 45 minutes. But I just want to clarify that because I know a lot of non-South Asian Marvel fans are learning about the Partition for the first time from this show and it’s important to know that just because certain things were not shown on screen doesn’t mean they didn’t happen in reality.

you’re telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don’t like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don’t like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large

carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists

Me and the boys

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

half of tumblr is horny, half is depressed, and the other half is just reblogging

Thanks professor

Aloo Paratha or gobhi Paratha? Personally i wanna feel what it feels like to be someone's first priority and be loved back anyways i love aloo Paratha