oh hi thanks for checking in

all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

i dont need therapy i need to be 8 years old at halloween again

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

That makes it WORSE

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

every morning i wake up girltired and girlsleepy and i girlvow to go to bed early that night and every night i girlbetray myself

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

wait isnt gender over today