the insufferable know-it-all

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

i’m so happy that emily axford knows how hot she is

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

what the hell is a Naddpod

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

This cast iron skillet has been out of the oven for three long minutes, im sure it's cool to the touch and easy to handle

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

Me in 2026 practicing internet safety: who wants an updated list of my medications