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Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, E, 4327 words

"Well, Hollander. Winner gets to choose what we get up to tonight, as agreed, yes?" "Yes," he grumbles. Shane pulls his shirt off over his head in one move, folding it on the counter. "Where do you want me?" "For what? You think I want to fuck you?" "Uh...yes?" Rozanov gives an exaggerated stretch. "But I worked so hard out there, beating lovely Montreal asses. I'm tired. I think I will lie down and let you do work tonight." "You..." Shane's brain short-circuits. "Me do work?" "Yes, Hollander." "You want me to ride you?" "No," he says softly. "I want you to fuck me."

you used to be fuuun ilya

I also think it vibes with the whole; Ilya is the better skater and Shane is the better stick handler thing from the books.

BUT! OMG.. poor Ilya! I hurt myself with the idea of it..

He hasn't worn figure skates since he was 14. only Sveta knows!

how brutish and limited skating for hockey is.. and he's leaned into it of course! But.. it's like being hobbled.

Ilya at the Olympics tho? watching the men's figure skate in secret?

I’ve been thinking a lot about Ilya bottoming in terms of the kind of trust and closeness he’d need to be willing to do it, and also thinking about how much he craves connection, and then my thoughts took a turn toward the gutter like always so consider the post 2014 Cup win Raiders orgy-gangbang.

Ilya is out of his skin for days afterwards, telling all of them he loves them all the time, being even more tactile than usual, all of them ending up at each other’s houses to keep celebrating, and then one night at Marley’s house one thing turns to another and the next thing anyone knows they’re celebrating their Captain, who carried them there, who did everything he possibly could to get them that win, by running a train on him while Marley directs it. Helping hold Roz’ legs open, tugging his hair to pull his head back when it seems like he’s going to choke himself on whoever’s in his mouth, deciding who gets to go next. And Ilya just gets wrecked by all of it.

Marley went first, of course, to show them what Roz likes, and then he goes last, when Roz is a mess to take him that last bit of the way into being fucked unconscious.

WAHHHHHHHHH

I do think the public literally couldn't handle Ilya being pregnant......in my mpreg world it's still unusual for a man to be preggers and he'd be the first NHL player to carry a child . so they keep it quiet, it's still early so they don't tell the team and then obviously . well . and shane asks if it's okay if he tells the guys, because they're not buying ltir and Shane's off his game and crying on the bus. and Ilya just says whatever, Hollander, I don't care.

so shane texts wiebe (who already knew because. well that's their boss) and just asks him to very plainly telling the team without making a big deal of it

I ALSO WILL PASS OUT I FEAR

baby this is the home of the magic cup babies and shipping david hollander with coach wiebe this is a DEEPLY normal ask for this blog fear NOT