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New Blog
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If you still want to follow this hot mess, go check out @chris-the-duck, where shitposting will continue as scheduled.

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āhey karli did you ever make any more of those weirdĀ motivational animals?ā well friend
i really really like this text post ok
So ya know how anti-choice trashcans say "what if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fetus that gets aborted?"
But since fetuses already knowing advanced medical sciences arenāt a thing, I figured Iād provide some more valid alternatives:
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who has a āblack soundingā name and gets their school application thrown out?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who accidentally becomes pregnant where abortion is illegal or very difficult to access and they are forced to quit the sciences to raise the child?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fat person whose credibility in the medical field is destroyed because they are assumed to be āunhealthyā and a hypocrite?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a person who starves to death?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is murdered by drones or police?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is raped and cannot continue their research due to trauma?
What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is killed in a shooting because some below average teen boy couldnāt get laid?
I mean if you wanna talk about real life actual things that prevent scientific advancement look no further than capitalism, misogyny, ableism, racism, violence, oppression. But I guess that doesnāt allow you to control peopleās bodies and push your gross agenda.
This shit needs a million reblogs
so it really doesnt bother you that your daughter is trans?
It doesnāt bother me that my son started his life as a female, no. It never could. All that has changed for me are a few pronouns and a name. Christopher is the one who has to undergo a physical and legal transition; it is my job as one of his parental-figures to be a source of unwavering emotional support, both for him and his mother.Ā
When I first met him, I found Christopher to be loyal, brave, hard-working, strong, and kind. Today, I still know these things to be true; he is still the child that won my heart and adopted me as his second mother. That is all that matters to me, all that ever could.Ā
Have I not mentioned that I have the absolute best Mama? *Smiles* 'Cuz I do.

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I suck at staying active
My computer charger quit and my phone hates the app, so as soon as that is fixed I will be posting again. Also, when that happens, my blog will be getting a bit of a makeover, so stay tuned!
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OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM Ā CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
ā¦You had my curiosityā¦
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(Iāll try it
edit
WHAT)
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
Oh my god
Im trying it
trying it trying it
Also curious
Me: *Going through the cupboards* WHY DONT WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER
Connor: *Shrugs* I like PB+Js
Me: You just like nuts. Heh heh.
Connor: Not when it's creamy.
Me: *wheezing*
Connor: I- I mean for...for the peanut butter.
Me: *still wheezing/laughing* ohhhh my god, that was better than "updog"
Connor: What's updog?
Me: *Slams hands on counter* NOTHING MUCH, HOW ABOUT YOU? *dies laughing*
Is Dan making a new baking vid?

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disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:
getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way thatās more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily togetherĀ
curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they donāt want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed
hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and theyāre rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks
going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where theyāre pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment
getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space
standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again
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Okay, but all of these with the crew.Ā
Dean and Pala; Sam and Becky.Ā
WHY- WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
It happens before you even realize. Before you have a chance to fight it. You're numb. The world suddenly shifting around you and becoming shades of grey and a whole lot of nothing. Where just moments before you were listening to your favorite music or scrolling through media or just enjoying a quiet comfortable rest, now it's all just background noise and blank thought. You find that you can't seem to care. Instead of the thoughts and emotions that usually flood your head, it's all just nothing. So you lie down, curl around yourself and hope it'll pass soon. Thats the worst part. The waiting. It could last days or maybe just a few moments. It's all just....numb.
I just really need a phan fic where Phil goes around putting stickers on things, and Dan finds them everywhere. A crack on the tile, scratches on the wall, small tear in the couch, all covered by a variety of animals and brightly colored, sparkly things. When Dan confronts Phil, he explains, "it helps fix the broken with something nice" and after that Dan keeps finding stickers but he doesnt mind as much. And then late one night Phil crawls into Dan's bed and there's a few moments of movement and rustling until Phil places his hand on Dans chest right over his heart, smoothing down a sticker, and before Dan can say anything Phil kind of stutters out, "I think its a little broken, but thats ok, I want to help fix it." And Dan just pulls him close, maybe to hide the tears suddenly invading his eyes, but mostly just happy to have found someone who loves him. Even if he is broken.
I canāt stop thinking about this video itās haunting me ,,,
i was expectingĀ āfuck tha policeā orĀ ādamn it feels good to be a gangsterā not some shitty kazoo version of āthe final countdownā
PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY
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Iām so sorry.
HOW DARE YOU
Sometimes, you just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and tell yourself, "I am valid."