✨Jasper Fucker 4000✨

hell yeah mouse dab

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

Same but without the gay shit

it’s so weird to me that not everyone is as excited about seeing birds as i am. i love looking at all birds as i walk around town or whatever, you know? like how can you just walk right past a trio of sparrows taking a dust bath? they’re down there rolling in the dirt and they’re all fluffed up and their wings are out and shit. that’s amazing and beautiful. then i saw this other little sparrow sitting outside of a nest he’d made tucked away in a part of a roof of a shop. i was trying to find the nest bc i heard peeps, and then i saw him all huddled and squished in this little gap in the architecture, and then he squeezed out and sat up on the roof lookin all fluffy. and i was like holy shit. look at this bird, you guys. and nobody cared. he was so goddamn fluffy and i was the only one who cared.

Big mood

man this edible aint shit

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in