HYSTERU'S BOX

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Sometimes, Grace will do it without thinking. That’s how Kiddo and Buddy got their nicknames. Often, Grace will nickname students after their coloration. Gaia got his nickname because he’s blue and green, and apparently looks a lot like Earth. Violet got hers because she’s purple. (She was initially disappointed since color means nothing to Eridians, but then Friend Grace showed them violet flowers and said that humans often associated purple with wealth and royalty, and she changed her tune.) Most of the time, Grace will give his students what he calls “regular human names” like Abby, Carl, or Martin.

But the most coveted nicknames are ones named after Earthen creatures. When ♩♪♬ 🎵 ♩♪♬ 🎵 first introduced themselves, Friend Grace immediately perked up and shouted “Robin!” After a bit of explaining himself and a few videos of bird calls, Robin was trilling and chirping happily, excited at having a nickname that felt like a 1-to-1 translation of their own.

Sunny day Jack x Jurassic Park

Dinos brought back to life like an infamous Teacher clown TV host imagine the odds of the studio 🎙 being in the same universe with a megalomaniac selling to the highest bidder to have a resort with live dinosaurs 🦕.

Not just deadly velociraptors, they brought back the Unholy horrors of Insects larger than a Colossal Squid.

Sunny day Jack gets reanimated as a eternal park mascot as a paleontologist with the DNa chibi face guides kids to places to eat, facts 101, and help find their distracted parents.

Unfortunately, he's not alive in the normal sense. The company Jumanjied his brain and flaws in a digital replica to make Hine last forever. Evil mad science shit.

And the only reason they gave up on his actual self in the machine he kept malfunctioning. So they scrapped the original copy of his brain and made a neutered imitation of him with offshore coders keeping the beast locked up.

Mc is a janitor at this attraction and unleashed SDJ like a computer virus.

And death follows as the evil side of Jack unlocks the danger dinosaurs 🦕 at night when the Skeletal crew is fighting for their last brain cells.

And Ian is a wuss with 0 backbone and plays like a default damsel in distress since he can't aim a rifle right. Shaun is the kick butt wrangler and Moonpie is a loyal flying pterodactyl.

Mc can be gn because every body deserves a self insert.

Nick is the traitor to a rival corporation depends in how you Rizz him to protect the main cast and how he gets shoved to a dinosaur that is hungry for flesh.

Sunny day Jack is a liar and doesn't want to be left behind in code.

He gets along with the animals since he is the one controlling the chips in their brains can explode or paralyze the raptors day time.

Slasher potential

I have no idea WHY

But a potential Actor AU is stratching my brain.

Its seriously so delish to me ✨️

Actor AU

I imagine them to be aspiring actors

(I know my girl, Aira, would already be in the indie scene with occult classics under her belt in this AU 💅💅)

BUT FIR THE SAJE OF THE SCENARIO

What kind of roles do you think they would play?

👀👀👀

INSPIRED AND EXPIRED

(Work has been hella rough and its only choosday)

-Hysteru <3

…FINALLY!! YES YES YES AND EXTRA YES!!!

GOD I LOVE THIS AU IDEA AND I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT

OKAY OKAY I’ll calm down— let’s go step by step

imagine Our Bloody Secret as a movie… or a series? god, there’s SO much you can do with this

first— Aira YES. Aira has always worked in horror films, usually as the final girl, the killer, or the victim she’s pretty well known, but this is her first time starring in a horror/romance and also her first debut as a singer in this project, so she’s a bit nervous

Tango He’s always been in action movies, mostly as a stunt double recently he finally got his own action movie as the lead, and that’s how he landed this role he’s pretty popular, and also a musician (he has that Jack Black kind of vibe)so this is his first time leading a horror/romance too

He and Aira become friends almost instantly Aira gives him tips on how to “die” properly in scenes, and Tango teaches her how to handle fight scenes or stabbing choreography between those two, the jokes and laughter are constant on set

Dean Also starring in a horror/romance for the first time he usually acts in thriller series or dramas

in this AU, Dean and Desmond are actually blood-related brothers so sharing a workplace for the first time helps him feel more at ease since Desmond is a horror writer, so it helps him a lot with his expressions and the tone of his dialogues, they support each other a lot And of course, they also join in on Tango and Aira’s chaos

Azul and Lorenzo

Both have acted in many romance films and series

Azul is a very famous model, and Lorenzo is a romance novelist and a ballet dancer (he’s a fan of Desmond, that’s actually why he accepted the role) Fun fact: Besides many characters I based Lorenzo on, the actor from the Hannibal series, Mads Mikkelsen, was one of them, so he also has that actor's air about him.

This is the first time they act together… and they’re best friends in real life, so seeing them in these roles is something very new for the audience

Off camera, Lorenzo is VERY different from his character he’s warm, smiles a lot, and after intense scenes he’ll just go “god… this character is so serious, my face hurts…” and Azul will just lightly pinch his cheeks to relax him, they’ve known each other since childhood

Sharky is obviously a famous animal actor, and Clara is his trainer, that’s how he got the role

Darren has mostly been in comedy films Irene usually plays antagonists in drama series, she always acts like a bad guy but she's really good, but it's not like that at all. She brings her son to the set and she's a very loving and present mother. Connor has worked in drama series, and this is his first time playing a villain, he really wanted the role because of the story He’s nothing like his character, he’s actually very kind, already married, and expecting a baby with his wife

Richard is also an actor, mostly in police series, so this is his first horror/romance too

…BUT YEAH all of this is just me throwing ideas around nothing is set in stone, it’s an AU after all, so you can imagine them whatever you want

I just needed to get it out of my system

Cuz Tango can have my limbs in marriage anyday 😤🦵🫴💍

(Not like overtly explicit ofc, but like in a funny way in asks and in ur comment section. :)

I want to express my luv for your characters in accordance to your boundaries 🫴❤️❤️)

PS I thought this fit sharky since he's orang 😝😝

Oh yeah! I have no problem with it, go WILD with my boys, NSFW doesn't bother me (of course, I have my limits, but mainly rape or anything involving minors or animals, THAT'S A BIG NO!, OUT OF THE QUESTION and don't be surprised if I block you)

But after that I don't think I have a problem with the rest and as for the kitten picture, YEP SHARKY CLEARLY HAS THE ENERGY OF AN ORANGE CAT

The juices have been flowing on more ways than one 😏😏😏

Ehehehe YES I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHATCHU THINK

OH MY VARKA TAT