If only I could be as grossly incandescent

I have probably said this before but knowing that Urianger was neglected as a child is important context for his liking Archon loaf.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away