hyrule’s principle lighthouse keeper

Self - listen up!!

You CANT call yourself a REAL butch lover if you only love and protect thin yt muscular butches !!!!

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

Some night vale shit

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.