pony up cowboy

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

considering Mercymorn worked with John for 10,000 years she's actually doing fantastic. I would have started killing wayyyy before that

t-shirt weather in late july. unfathomable. lets send every oil exec and billionaire into space

crazy to think that in the northern hemisphere, it's january rn. and in january, they will be snowing it up at the same time we are roasting and toasting now. and the equator gets the west of both worlds (and the east, because it's on the southern hemisphere's left. this is why t-shirts should be banned.

(with great confusion) yes. exactly. couldn't have said it better if I tried

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.