hi

i'm a boy in a slutty way and a girl in a scary way

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

There is something so beautiful about reaching out to the monstrous with intent to touch it gently. To risk the sharp teeth and the lethal claws, to defy fear and revulsion, and choose to be delicate with something that can be, and often is, incredibly brutal.

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

getting caught feeding computer chips to the dog to make him smarter whaaattt no i didn’t know you weren’t supposed to i swear no i sweeaaarr. you turn around i’m feeding him spiders to make him develop silk for me