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i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

please god i am so deathly sick of people saying like "how is this straight the writers are so dumb!" about literal actual gay media i don't know how to break it to you people but nbc hannibal is about two men who are attracted to each other. jennifer's body is about two women who are attracted to each other. i know you guys are used to only consuming captain america movies and the occasional mark zuckerburg biopic but there are writers who actually write gay people and they do in fact do so on purpose. you don't have to say "i can't believe the writers thought this was heterosexual" they literally did not

actually i cracked the code. you all are like this because you are biphobic

damn look at the notes on this bad boi 

ITS TRUE

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

World Heritage Post

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

I'm very amused by this current celebrity drama regarding showers

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.