If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

Is… is this a naruto reference

I haven’t seen Naruto but I would LOVE to know what you mean

light is a stupid bitch

(inner monologue) What a clever move. If I protest being a “stupid bitch”, in his words, he’ll know that I’m Kira, because Kira isn’t a “stupid bitch”. But if I say nothing, I’ll look like a coward and thus I’ll look like Kira. Well played, L. Well played. (end inner monologue) Why, yes, L, I am a “stupid bitch”.

glad you agree, kira :)

the internet was made for sharing bad opinions about Evangelion. this is the core theme of Serial Experiments Lain (1998)

The weatherman, he keeps saying "tornader", over and over, he's trying to warn you about the severe weather but you are stuck on him saying, enunciated very clearly, "tornader", his speech is otherwise a general American accent, you are so angry, you're on the verge of knocking your TV over

my eyes change color when im about to go borderline mode

You know what? Fuck you. *Destroys your sweater. Holds this thread as you walk away*

i hope my psychotic and schizophrenic followers are having a lovely day :)

here’s to 100 years of getting narsty

good god when the roast beast hits..

cool little factoid I made this post as I was having a genuine panic attack on 600 micrograms of lsd in the middle of downtown Denver because I lost my wallet. like this was me operating at peak efficiency

hey I’m procrastinating so find out which gay childhood character you are

people being mad bc they got straight is so funny sajhks sorry dudes, maybe stan bfu and pick a normal gay color next time :/

MOTHERFUCKER