one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck