suitcase

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

in a modern au teach would be whitebeard's 40 yr old neet failson that he somehow acquired that's chronically online and he has a bad back and neck from sitting hunched over at his deck when he's not flopped out in his bed. he fights w ppl online about classical literature and has bad opinions on women. pee pee bottles under the desk.

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

id high key start sucking the moisture out of the the wad of bounty poster