Do not go gentle into that good night.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Call me rice crispys the way my joints just snap crackle popped.

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”

#YES!! #its like. it feels like scheming #but love scheming… #the scheme is i want u to be happy (via @calmdownthehawk)

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.

this is a cute video but I cannot emphasize enough that only one of them is helping. the goofball climbing the electrical cable deserves no credit