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I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

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this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read
I met someone when I was pretty young who had received a generous inheritance -- not enough to live a life of luxury, but enough to live on comfortably without working. He had chosen to simply keep going to school his whole life. He did get degrees, but he didn't use them for anything other than pleasure -- he had a Ph.D but also two Master's degrees, three BAs, and was currently serving an apprenticeship in blacksmithing while considering trying out some trade schools next. I thought, if I had the money I'd do that too, and then thought about how I still could learn all the time, it would just have to be a hobby instead of the career he'd made of it. It definitely changed the way I saw both education and leisure.
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assassin’s creed iii appreciation month week 4: favourite outift
waist is insane lord have mercy

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This is the story of Prince Apollo and his devoted Knight, Sir Klavier. Here are the illustration i did for the 2021 klapollo minibang where i partnered with @parchmints on her royalty / fantasy AU! I had a blast designing the costumes and the frames for a storybook style. The last chapter just dropped so go take a look! (completed) READ ON AO3
you have to know this artwork forever changed my brain chemistry and i think about it everyday and it has significantly affected how i draw them
when i'll become a klapollo hater it will be because of this
a different first meeting AU
this was tagged as kristoph and athena and it’s very accurate??

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One of the funniest things about AC for me is that literally everyone fucks. You'd be hard-pressed to find a character that is without a doubt a virgin. It's not even implied, simply the truth.
Pretty much all of the protagonists have descendants, AKA have had children, AKA fucked. And even those that haven't have had romances in which they fucked.
Altaïr, Ezio, Edward, Haytham, Connor - ancestors of Desmond, we know of and a little bit about their children. (Or a whole game's worth for each Kenway)
Shay? He has a grandson and later descendants, according to the books. Arno? The 2016 movie showed him as being in Michael Fassbender's family tree. (Also, as funny as it is to think that he and Elíse didn't do anything frisky, they are French.) Jacob had Lydia, Aveline had a grandson and is the ancestor of Subject 1, Adélawé has a surprising number of documented descendants.
On the RPG side of things, Aya and Bayek had a kid, Eivor, Kassandra, Yasuke and Naoe had romances with NPCs.
The only protagonists that don't have confirmed children are Evie and Basim, but even that is debatable. Do Loki's children count as Basim's? Did Evie and Henry have a kid? And even if they didn't, it's likely they consummated their marriage given the time period and their respective cultures.
The side characters aren't entirely safe from this: Malik, Claudia, Machiavelli, Yusuf, Shao Jun, Achilles and many, MANY others have kids according to the books and the 2016 movie.
Ironically, the modern day cast are the outliers. Sure, there's Bill, Desmond himself, if you wanna go by the comics, and I think Shaun and Rebecca were implied to be expecting in Valhalla, but beyond that? Virgins. It's mostly a result of the characters post-AC3 being dryer than the sun, so we don't know much about them. And yeah, they are adults in the 21st century. They will likely get some, but we're running on pure facts here, not assumptions!
This is not a crazy thing to notice for such a huge franchise, especially considering that the plot early on relied on this to keep going, but it's funny in retrospect. Most of the characters in Assassin's Creed range from "in theory, probably did it at some point" (Evie) to "certified slut" (Ezio)
I FORGOT REBECCA AND SHAUN WERE EXPECTING A BABY 🥹❤️

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Ezio Auditore meets Edward and Haytham Kenway
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