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goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

Cast of HR on pre-scene rituals | x

so the entire website was either excruciating discourse or shitposts like ‘remember when Clive Slime was like “hi i’m Clive Slime”’ and ngl lads it wasn’t ideal

me right now

not passing on a kid this strong with those hands, not at boston

cue ilya learning the phrase “dont have a rack attack” as an alternative, and the first time he uses it on shane, shane goes very still and then beats him with a pillow until ilya is crying tears of laughter

i bet you grew up grazing your knees but the fall wasn't fatal like it was for me

this is the guy who rocks shane hollander’s world by the way

Ilya’s Animal Crossing Island: named fart cityyyy. No theme but he does put UFOs + dinosaur statues everywhere. Has never picked a weed in his life. If he doesn’t like an item he drops it in front of his least favorite villager’s house “because that’s the dump.” Lets any villager move onto his island but complains when they’re ugly. Has played every single day since 2020.