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My appetite is already in overdrive and I'm craving a feast. Looking for a feeder who'd love to spoil a hungry piggy and watch me happily eat my fill. 🍩🍔💖

softdomsworld

Any idiot can have sex. But can you make a woman feel safe? Comfortable? Appreciated? Adored? Can you support her at her worst? No? Then stay the fuck away from her.

imjunebitch

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

or-fi-s

"money can't buy you happiness" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wealthy person buys happiness every day. moneys georg, who has a trillion dollars and is miserable for 30 hours each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

toskarin

the humble combat drill, the trusty pilebunker, the venerable whipsword. what do these have in common? scientists don't want you to know how good they are. they want you to think they suck.

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Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

meshugenist

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

maditox

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

langernameohnebedeutung

twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.

langernameohnebedeutung

If only there were a social media that had become the next pdf

dragongirlsweetie

girls liketo think about girls turning into dragons and becoming smooth and scaley and growing a big floppy lizard tail and the cutest snout in the world and sourrounding herself in soft blankets against her scales and feeling so so so happy

insomniamamma

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

miscling

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

notfatweeb

Alex and Luna do be showing off the goods... (Sketch comm for oomf)

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vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202

Continue✨ Keep going✨

tartrazeen

Thank you, lady 🤗

kukoyi-deactivated20210512

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

everybodywantstorueltheworld-de

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

sic-semper-hominibus

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

sic-semper-hominibus

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."

vero-niche

playing a car game, aiming for some mindless fun. not vibing too much with it until ☝️ i have discovered two things 1. you can just go wherever tf you want, no need to race 2. there is a radio station that plays classical music

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dragongirlbunny

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

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judgejudyofficial

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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judgejudyofficial

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

edenemy-art

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

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