“HE WAS MEAN TO BETH!”

Them finding loopholes for the wording of "repel the lupines" is such vampire behavior honestly 🤣

the darkness man closet goes crazy….a nosferatu with a superhero trench and black stealth gear, a polo and a turtleneck that gives him slight sweater paws

Its so sweet how you can see Brennan using Kelly to express his passion for making American Girl Doll's shoes

so much of city council of darkness so far has been the spiritual successor to that one episode of neverafter where not a single one of the party's social interactions went even the tiniest bit okay and it's incredible

I've started watching City Council of Darkness, and Emily's character just makes so much sense to me. She's constantly failing at vampire things, and that makes sense because she's an incredibly newly turned vampire. Her high school diploma is from 2002. Compared to the rest of them, she is just a child. She didn’t think to drink blood until she was so hungry that she literally swallowed a man whole, she's incredibly impulsive, and has slight rebellious streaks if she's hungry or just otherwise not feeling good. She's literally a bat child. I'm only on episode four, so there is a good chance that she'll get better rolls as time goes on, but this is what I think so far.

love it when whatever is wrong with Lou Wilson synergizes with whatever is wrong with Ally Beardsley

the funny thing about hj and lavonte to me is that initially hj seems like the weird one and lavonte looks like he's got it together comparatively, but the longer things go on the more you realize it's completely the opposite