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Longfin Zacco or Stream Chub (Opsariichthys evolans), family Xenocyprididae, order Cypriniformes, found in Southern China and Taiwan

I find this unacceptable, therefore I shall present my case to you today, fellow tumblr nerds.

I present the HOTTEST tumblr sexybird around:

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....DRUMROLL PLEASE....

I know, it brings a tear to my eye just looking at this FINE chunk of meat :'D Now, onto the reasonings: 1. Just LOOK at this juicy, tender flesh.. who wouldn't want to take a bite?

2. A key part of Tumblr Sexyman culture is the breaking of barriers of what's allowed to be quote unquote "sexy", and look at this plump offering right up here on a rack, quite literally: nice thighs. tender flesh you can just rip into, the mass appeal it draws from the masses with the unassuming taste that got beloved by the Earth community. I fail to see what qualifications for Tumblr sexyman/bird this wouldn't pass. 3. Don't take it just from me folks, after interviewing others asking about the image, they were asked to provide any word that came to mind, responses include: "succulent", "mouth-filling", and "fatty and juicy". Such vivid, bold word choice chosen by these people, clearly laying down the foundation for people to one day unabashedly say, "DANG, that is one sexy bird!"

Now that I have informed you of this avian snack of the century, I bid you ado while also reminding you to vote this bird for tumblrsexyman/bird 2026!

Geelvink Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus speciosus), male, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Palau Biak, Numfor Islands, New Guinea