lesbianfork

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

I can be your boyfriend (gender neutral) and also your girlfriend (gender neutral)

i’m not into either of these things so i take zero responsibility

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

Oh mon dieu l'enfants amongus !

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds