Splatoon Brainrot

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

I fell into a coma after developing severe anemia and woke up to the sound of explosions and my little siblings crying.

Please share!!

I’ve said it before but I prefer ‘homemaker’ over stay at home mom/stay at home dad because 1.) it’s gender neutral 2.) it does not revolve around your relationship to another person 3.) it communicates that you have complex responsibilities and goals outside of “just taking care of your kid” 4.) you do not have to have children to be a homemaker, you just have to make a dwelling a home

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically