la vie en rosé

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

Martin Margiela, i-D April 1998

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.